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Jane-of-all-Trades | Professional Sidekick
Female | 29 | Fan-Woman of varying persuasions
Enabler | Crafty Bitch | Non-practicing Serial Killer
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Almost final cut. There are a few connecting bits that will be cut out once the pattern is ironed down. Now I’m moving on to the gates and tombstones.

Almost final cut. There are a few connecting bits that will be cut out once the pattern is ironed down. Now I’m moving on to the gates and tombstones.

  #haunted mansion    #disney    #Halloween    #costume  

marvel meme: seven relationships [5/7] Tony Stark/Iron Man & Bruce Banner/Hulk

  #bruce banner    #tony stark    #science bros    #GPOJ2    #... and then they had to put on My Little Pony while they talked about Space X and their horizontal roll-out    #otherwise they both might have Hulked out    #What Jane Queues  

humantrampoline85:

sanctuaryforalluniverses:

shanology:

Can we just talk about the moment when the Howling Commandos realize that the only reason any of them made it out is because Steve loves Bucky That. Fucking. Much.? That if Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes were just a tiny bit less adorable, they’d all be dead?

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It was getting late, that portion of the night where the alcohol was no longer making you forget quite as well as it had been.  The Howling Commandos lingered around the table, none of them ready to test whether the prison bars would still be there when they closed their eyes.

The gal in the red dress had come and gone, but Rogers was still in the back, nursing the same beer he’d had all night and deep in conversation with Barnes.

Dugan, watching them, sighed. “He’s the reason we’re alive, you know.”

Morita gave him an “Are you kidding me?” look. “Rogers? Yeah, I was kind of there for that.”

Dugan shook his head. “No, Barnes.”

Falsworth nodded. “He’s the one Rogers went in there to get.” Dernier did the same, saying something in French that Gabe responded to with a solemn expression.

“Can’t be,” Morita scoffed, taking another drink. “You don’t break into an enemy base just to get one guy.”

“Did you listen to the chatter when we got back?” Gabe asked. “No one, including the general, expected to see us.”

“I heard someone say that Rogers offered himself up for disciplinary action,” Falsworth added. “The general, unsurprisingly, declined the offer.”

“And when he was letting us out, he didn’t ask us a single question about enemy intel or guard placement,” Gabe continued.

Dugan nodded. “The only thing he cared about was knowing where Barnes was.”

Silence fell around the table as everyone’s eyes went to the two men still sitting at the back bar.

“So what we’re saying is that the guy we just promised to follow into battle went on a suicide run for one guy,” Morita said finally.

“And saved all of our asses in the process,” Dugan added.

Morita considered this for a moment, then nodded. “I can live with that.”

Falsworth did the same. “That kind of loyalty is a fine thing.”

Dernier said something again, Gabe leaning close while they held a murmured conversation in French. They both looked almost sad.

 “What did he say?” Morita asked, needing to know.

Gabe turned back to the rest of the group. “He asked what would happen to Rogers if Barnes died.”

The men looked at each other. “Let’s hope we never have to find out,” Falsworth said finally, speaking for all of them.

They all toasted to it.  

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  #Bucky Barnes    #Steve Rogers    #Stucky    #the ONLY reason Steve became the Captain America of historic importance in the MCU is because of Bucky    #they basically come right out and say that in the commentary for Cap 1  

bakerstreetbabes:

finalproblem:

A lesser-known tale about one of the most famous partnerships in crime fiction will be published next month by Walker Books in collaboration with Royal Collection Trust.  Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s much-loved characters, Sherlock Holmes and his trusty sidekick Dr John H Watson, are bought to life in a book measuring just 38.5 x 30 mm, an exact replica of the hand-written story created by Conan Doyle exclusively for Queen Mary’s Dolls’ House in 1922.

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I am SO pumped about finally being able to read this in the tiny original version. This is easily one of my favorite Holmes stories.

WHUT

  #sherlock holmes    #how watson learned the trick    #SCREAMING INTO THE VOID  

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

polytropic-liar:

modern day icarus with burns on his back and full of bitterness and throws out cynicism but sometimes he just looks at the sun like it’s the best thing in the world  (◡‿◡✿)

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  #Bucky Barnes    #Steve Rogers    #Stucky    #someone write this  

fancyirwinn:

adamcifer:

echoing-artemis:

he-put-the-ass-in-cas:

jackfrostftw:

mummymuscles:

Too funny not to reblog

this is almost every single possible reaction omf

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR

but can we talk about the lady in the fourth gif whose startle response is to drop into a fighting stance

Can we talk about the lady who left her child?!?

im crying

That woman in the 4th gif is basically me.

Do not startle the Jane. She will have punched you twice before she realizes that it’s a joke. And she will not feel sorry at all while you’re trying to stop your nosebleed.

  #My fight-or-flight reaction is a thing of legend    #You do not want to test it  
bratkartoffel25:

One of the shots from our Saturday photoshoot at Dragon Con. Photo by Carlos Adama Geek Photography
Sailor Black Widow - dragonsinparis
Sailor Winter Soldier  - bratkartoffel25

bratkartoffel25:

One of the shots from our Saturday photoshoot at Dragon Con. Photo by Carlos Adama Geek Photography

Sailor Black Widow - dragonsinparis

Sailor Winter Soldier  - bratkartoffel25

  #HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?    #Dragon Con    #What Jane Queues  

karlurbaninternational:

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  #karl urban    #*squishes face    #What Jane Queues  
laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

  #cackles into the night    #What Jane Queues  
little-ojousama:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.
… okay no it’s not.

Maybe it’s the lack of sleep talking, but I just cackled for a solid 10 minutes over this.

The prequel novelizations are a fucking gift.

little-ojousama:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.

… okay no it’s not.

Maybe it’s the lack of sleep talking, but I just cackled for a solid 10 minutes over this.

The prequel novelizations are a fucking gift.

  #Star Wars